I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
i am going to kiss wikipedia
Wikipedia is a bunch of servers in like a basement
boobs touching, sloppy style, with tongue, etc ..
spent like 8 hours playing patho 2 with my partner and doing fun voices for all the characters. we started a drinking game for it (just lemonade for me but this nice drink for them) and two of the rules were to drink when dankovsky is mean and when anyone says something even vaguely homoerotic . anyways diddles had us chugging every time he came on screen